… I don’t even know why I’m answering this.
When I say ‘no nudes’ that means everything thats sexually explicit. What you ask for totally falls into that category. So no, I won’t be posting that kind of picture (I don’t even post such pics of other guys on my blog, what makes you think I would post a pic of myself like that!?)
Sure you have :p.
You’ll have to do with this I’m afraid :p (banana for scale :D)